guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”


molt. don’t be afraid.
"here’s what our parents never taught us" - shinji moon

molt. don’t be afraid.

"here’s what our parents never taught us" - shinji moon

HAKUNA MATATA, It means no worries for the rest of your days

missbackwoodsminnesota:

Accurate portrayal of the real me.

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

snapchatting:

so that tub of ice cream you ate last night when you were drunk and crying about your ex was actually butter. i was going to tell you but you were just so upset

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